Hilarie Burton Reveals Why Peyton Won't Be Returning To One Tree Hill: She's ...

Pregnant!!! With quadruplets!!!
Oh, we mean Peyton is, not Hilarie Burton. (News like that you can find HERE!)
Anyway, the long-running CW series is finally coming to an end, and as it does, many old familiar faces will be returning to the river court for one last hurrah. The show’s already snagged Chad Michael Murray and James Lafferty for the affair, but fans should not hold out hope that Hilarie Burton will make an appearance.
While on the black carpet for Breaking Dawn last night, Hilarie and hubby Jeffrey Dean Morgan debated Peyton’s reasoning for skipping the show’s final bow. They came up with this:

Hilarie: “She’s probably super pregnant with four or five. She’s having a Lucas Scott little, I’m sure!”
Jeffry: “She’s pregnant with four? Or she’s already had three and is pregnant with the fourth?”
Hilarie: “I mean, maybe. They started really young. She’s southern.”
Jeffry: “Four at the same time is a lot. That’s like Octomom s–t.”
Hilarie: “It’s gotta be big enough that she’s got to be laid up in bed.”

Grr! Stupid babies mucking up fan dreams!
We kid, we kid. It’s not the fictional babies’ fault. It’s their mother’s!
Really, Hilarie! What are you doing that is soooo important you couldn’t curly up your hair for old times sake!