As if you needed another reason other then “you’re putting a needle and ink into your penis,” you can now add “it might give you a permanent boner,” to that!
That’s exactly what happened to an Iranian man who got one done with a homemade needle (mistake #532) that said in Persian script, “borow be salaamat” (good luck on your journeys).
Kind of an odd thing to have on your dong, but we digress. So what went wrong?
“Bleeding from deep penile tissue for several days complicating the tattooing.”
Fun and TOTALLY WORTH IT!
He’s had surgeries to try and fix it to no avail, so he’s just going to live his life constantly flying half-mast as it isn’t actually painful.
Wow. And somehow we think this probably all could have been avoided!
Ha!
[Image via AP Images.]
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