Dallas: Shirts Are Optional!

We guess shirts are not required while being on the show Dallas, which is like a reboot-y, continuation-y thing of the older series!
And if this promo poster is anything to go by… it’s going to be steamier. Get it? STEAMIER?
LOLz!
Just look at those abs!
Why are they hiding Patrick Duffy‘s rockin’ bod?? WHHHHY?? Ha!
Are U pumped for this show??