Drunk Man Holds Up Gas Station With Hot Dog Tongs!

That’s an inneresting choice of a weapon.
Apparently a drunk guy was in a gas station convenience store when he grabbed the hot dog tongs from the wiener machine and tried to hold up the place! You heard us!
He was OBVIOUSLY wasted and stumbling around, threatening to pinch people if they didn’t give him their money — and no, we’re not joking.
Though, it is really funny, since no one was hurt or even afraid enough to actually give him their money.
What he should have done is grabbed a hot dog instead of the tongs. If a man waves a wiener in your face, it’s only polite to give him your money.
Ew! LOL! We kid, we kid!
Luckily the cops came before the wieners started flying and the guy was carted off. It was a happy ending (and not the kind you get after a massage! Wiener jokes. LOLz!)
Check out the video (above) to see him try to wield the tongs like a weapon. Ha!