Michael Jackson Sued By Smooth Criminal For $1 Billion!!

Ah, we just caught a heady whiff of major bullsh*t!!
Convicted criminal Kimberly Griggs is suing Michael Jackson’s estate for a coooool Billion.
The burglar claims Mikey J. exploited their romantic relationship – which supposedly began in 1979 – by using intimate details as subject matter for albums Off the Wall, Thriller, Bad, Dangerous, and Number Ones.
YEAH, ok. We TOTALLY believe her…
On opposite day!
Griggs also claims Jackson promised to sign her over the rights to the songs as compensation… but then he died.
Well, good luck with that one, honey… we├óΓé¼Γäóre sure you├óΓé¼Γäóll get EXACTLY what you deserve!