As if the homeless didn’t have enough on their plates!!
Hmmm. Technically most are malnourished so they probably don├óΓé¼Γäót have enough on their plates. Or, you know, own dishware in the first place, but we digress…
A faux vampire attacked a member of San Diego’s homeless community Monday, kicking him in the head and the ribs.
Side note: Anyone worried about the mysterious assailant with “vampire teeth” might want to consider purchasing their very own vampire hunting kit — better safe than sorry!
Coming just days after Miami’s Dawn of the Dead remix, we admit we’re a bit alarmed about all these incidents of life-imitating-monster movies!
Aren├óΓé¼Γäót residents of fun and temperate beach communities like Miami and San Diego Whale’s Vagina supposed to be RELAXED??
Maybe it’s getting too hot in some places!!
Do U think this horrific hysteria is an early symptom of global warming??
[Image via Nikki Nelson/WENN.]
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