Kris Humphries Has "The Dirt" On Kim Ready For Trial

So desperate!
Instead of settling, Kris Humphries is insisting on taking Kim Kardashian to court.
Obvi, Kris wouldn’t be doing this unless he has some relationship bombshells ready to drop to get the judge on his side, right?
So, what does the NBA player have up his big and tall sleeve? According to a source close to the ex-Mr. Kardashian:

“Kris plans on testifying at the upcoming divorce trial that Kim would often tell him to get out of the shot when photographers would descend upon them.”

Um… okay?
Did she violently push him aside, or demand he enter through the back door so she could enter alone?
The source claims:

“Kim would complain that because of Kris’ height, he was blocking the photographers clear shot of her. Kim would get very upset if he didn’t move quickly enough. The reason for doing this — so that the press could get an unobstructed view of Kim’s outfit. Kim would pore over what the press was writing about her, and she would become upset if her picture didn’t look good.”

Wow. That’s… well, that’s not really grounds for divorce.
Being in the media is HER JOB!! If her star starts to fizzle out the whole Kardashian family would suffer.
It’s an unusual occupation, but the tall guy knew what he was getting into when he married her… on TV.
If Kris is looking for sympathy, he needs some better stories!
[Image via WENN.]