Baby Clothes Predict The Future

This is our future, America.

Babies “R” Us is hawking this message tee ensemble for babies that lets passersby know what they can expect from them in roughly 18 years.

The shirt says: “Someday I’ll Be Trashed At Prom”

We’re guessing the parents that dress their kids in this little outfit were also trashed on prom night, which is how they got a baby 9 months later.

[Image via Babies R Us.]