Ozzy Osbourne Signed On As Health Columnist For Rolling Stone

OMG this is HIGHlarious!
Ozzy Osbourne has already written one column for Rolling Stone magazine and had a few brilliant nuggets of wisdom to give to his readers, including “The only time I ever talked to my kids about drugs, it was to ask, ‘Can you give me some?’├óΓé¼┬¥ (obviously tongue and cheek)
He also replied to a man who complained that his girlfriend was too tired for sex.

“As I’ve always said to Sharon, there are 24 hours in a day, so it shouldn’t be hard to make sure you spend at least one of them together. Go on a date. Have dinner together. Or put on a wig and a false beard, check into a B&B and [bleep] the [bleep] out of each other, like you’re having an affair… maybe she just wants more excitement in her life.”

LOL! We love the thought of Ozzy and Sharon sneaking into a hotel disguised in wigs!
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