Michael Phelps: Russia's GQ Man Of The Year!!!

That’s RIGHT.
Even Russia recognizes the awesome power of Michael Phelps and the way he strokes! Or, um, the way he takes strokes. In the water.
Because he’s a swimmer. He’s an Olympic simmer.
LOLz!
We’re pumped to see that Michael has just won Man Of The Year in Russia’s GQ magazine!
That’s a pretty big honor, he finally now has something to hide those wimpy gold medals behind!
Ha!
Congrats, Michael!
[Image via Twitter.]