Lindsay Lohan Greyhound Tests Positive for Cocaine

All Lindsanity jokes aside, this is really awful.
In the UK, Racing Greyhound Droopys Arshavin tested positive for cocaine following a Wimbledon match on August 3.
Droopys’ trainer, Stuart Mason, is being charged by the Greyhound Board of Great Britain for giving him cocaine, presumably to enhance his performance.
Terrible! We hope Droopys’ trainer gets punished properly for abusing his poor animal!