Salma Hayek, That Isn't A Chair!

Are you seeing this, or are we still high from Cochella?

Salma Hayek and her daughter Valentina were spotted either being amused or being kidnaped by a giant Tortoise at the Tortoise Exhibit at Jungle Island animal tourist attraction in Florida.

We’ve read that tortoises can grow to 500 pounds and can live for 150 years but we’ve never seen one.

Which leads us to believe our favorite actress is riding an alien.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]