Lance Armstrong Can't Swim — But He Can Still Run!!!

Earlier this month, Lance Armstrong was denied the chance to swim in the Masters South Central Zone Swimming Championships, but just ‘cuz he can’t swim, doesn’t mean that he can’t run.
While we think it’s great that the former biker is keeping in shape, we don’t think he should be training, but from his tweet, it seems like that’s exactly what he’s doing.
Armstrong wrote:

Coupla loops in Runyon Cyn this morning. Love this run. app.strava.com/activities/480…

— Lance Armstrong (@lancearmstrong) April 9, 2013

The link in his cryptic tweet shows the progress he made while he was running, but even though he has the energy to do such an activity doesn’t mean that any official running competition is gonna want him.
After all, he did lie about his biking victories!!
Ch-ch-check out Lance’s run (below)!
[Image via WENN.]