If you’re in a loving and supportive relationship, Valentine’s Day can be one of the most FABULOUS holidays of the year!
But for the millions of Americans who aren’t, well, it can kind of suck!
But even the single and desperate to mingle have found something to spend their money on tonight!!!
Chocolate and flowers? Nah, not so much!
Believe it or not, Valentine’s Day is actually a record breaking sales day for PORNOGRAPHY!!!
Sex worker/cam girl Natalie Star revealed:
“It is the big money-generating day. If you think about it, there’s hundreds of thousands of lonely guys, they don’t have wives, they don’t have girlfriends. It’s huge, not only for the customers that know you, but for the girls who are trying to build their audiences.”
That makes sense, we suppose! What other options does a singly guy or gal even have on February 14th?
A romantic dinner for one at a fancy restaurant? Ehh, Spago probably wouldn’t even take the reservation!!
What about the bars? Surely there’ll be a flock of f**ked up single souls patrolling those waters for warm bodies, right? Yeah, but if you go that route you could wind up with a different sort of V.D. all together!
Yup, tonight a single person’s options are pretty much reduced to watching House of Cards on Netflix or internet porn on their laptop!
Too bad Kevin Spacey doesn’t put out a sex tape, LOLz, it could be the best of both worlds!!
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