The NFL hands out fines for everything… off-field issues, penalties during games, even wearing the wrong equipment can get a player fined.
So imagine our surprise to learn that players are now being fined for… farting?! And now we know which player toots away the most money ever year, too!
[ Photos: Celebs Who Love To Fart! ]
Denver Broncos beat reporter Nicki Jhabvala recounted a HIGHlarious story about the team’s star defensive end Von Miller, who is apparently the fartiest football player in Denver:
Von Miller said the Broncos have a fine system for, um, flatulence in meetings. Said he thinks he’s been fined the most.
— Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015
Since I’ve received numerous inquires about the Broncos’ Fart Tax, I’m gonna let Von explain. NFL dieting ain’t easy. pic.twitter.com/OTAAaI8t82
— Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015
Um, Von, ew… Tuck it in!!!
Of course, the league isn’t fining Mr. Miller for his flatulence — it’s just a funny thing to do among teammates:
Von was never fined by the Broncos. It was just a silly thing among the players.
— Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 5, 2015
Well that’s, um… boys will be boys?!
[Image via AP.]
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