While Bristol Palin is busy trying to convince the world that she’s a virgin and not a teen mom, her baby daddy and Alaskan douchebag Levi Johnston realized he was out of the spotlight and is attempting to claw his way back in by telling anyone who will listen about what a great dad he is!
Levi talked about the two whole days he’s permitted to see his son, Tripp, and how Bristol Palin can barely stand to be around him.
“Saturday is usually the best day of the week for me. It’s the day I get to see my son. I’m pumped that I get to see him twice a week. It feels pretty good. You can’t dwell on what happened.”
“She tells me if something’s new but you know it is as far as we get. She called and told me he said ‘Dad.’ [We] actually got together and went into Anchorage and ate dinner, just the 3 of us and got him some ice cream. It was pretty fun. We just got to be good parents and work with each other. We keep conversation to Tripp and that’s about it. She tells me if something’s new but you know it is as far as we get. She called and told me he said ‘Dad.’ [We] actually got together and went into Anchorage and ate dinner, just the 3 of us and got him some ice cream. It was pretty fun. We just got to be good parents and work with each other. We keep conversation to Tripp and that’s about it.”
We doubt it’s because you’re feuding, Levi – you probably have nothing to say to each other because you two are too effing stupid to string sentences together for any consistent period of time.
And because even when he’s talking about his child he has to bring the attention back to himself,
“I think he looks more like me. Everyone I’ve talked to says he looks more like me. I am trying to get him to play hockey. He’s really getting close with trying to grab the stick.”
That poor child doesn’t have a shot in hell!
Ugh. We like him better when his mouth is closed and his clothes are off. Not that he even looks that great naked. Still and improvement, though.
We’d rather just see Bristol, him and Grandma eaten by polar bears.
[Image via WENN.]
