Jon Gosselin Lets It All Hang Out In Maui!

Jeez, Jon! When are you due?!

Not that the guy was ever thin, but doesn’t Jon Gosselin look especially rotund these days?

The father of EIGHT was spotted in Maui with his girlfriend Morgan Christie.

Oh honey, is he really how you want to make your claim to fame?! We just don’t get it.

You don’t want to turn out like this one, do you?

[Image via Fame Pictures.]