Kidman Sluts It Up For Vday!

When she sees what her hubby bought for the occasion, it might move TWO inches!

Progress!

Keith Urban, devoted husband to the frozen-faced Nicole Kidman, was spotted picking out some sexy costumes at Trashy Lingerie in West Hollywood yesterday afternoon. Sources say that Keith had the salesgirl pick out a “naughty schoolgirl outfit” with a “matching red and black bra and panty set.”

Whoa! There’s a way to spice things up a bit!

You know, we think Tom Cruise did that once for Nicole back in the day too, though we imagine the schoolgirl outfit wasn’t for her.

Someone else’s problem now, right Nicole?!

You two have fun now! Remember to have a safe word!

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