Remember a few months ago when Rip Torn got obliterated, walked into a bank, allegedly thought it was his house and brought a long with him a loaded gun?
Today, he stood before a judge and pled not guilty to charges of criminal trespass, carrying a gun without a permit, carrying a gun while intoxicated, burglary and criminal mischief.
Even if your story holds up, Rip, you are still guilty of at least one of those things! Hope that doesn’t come back later to bite you in the ass!
Rip was granted the privilege of remaining out of jail on bail and his lawyer assured the court that Rip was in rehab getting all fixed up.
Ah, no sense throwing an old drunk in jail! Just fine him a bunch, take away his gun and get him a hard candy. That should fix everything!
[Image via WENN.]
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