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Wah Wah! Jesse James Is "A Broken Man." GOOD!

Wah Wah!  Jesse James Is "A Broken Man."  GOOD!

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Seriously? Are you seriously trying to get people’s sympathy right now, you piece of shit asswipe?

Jesse James‘ lawyer and friend, Joe Yanny, is speaking out on behalf of the douchebag while he hides out in sex rehab and leaves his wife, Sandra Bullock, to deal with the giant shitstorm he made after his multiple affairs!

For some crazy reason, Yanny thinks we should sympathize with him! LOLz!

He said:

“Jesse is in love with Sandra. This whole thing has destroyed Jesse’s entire universe. Right now, he’s a broken man. The single most important thing to Mr. James and the children is that the marriage somehow survive.”

We don’t know why he thinks ANYONE wants to hear this.

Maybe if you wanted a pity party, you shouldn’t have actively cheated on your wife with various sluts! Just saying.

[Image via US Magazine.]

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Apr 02, 2010 15:45pm PDT