The Simpleton Is Gross!!

So the Simpleton is not only simple, but she’s effing RANK too!

Girlfriend recently admitted that she only brushes her teeth “maybe three times a week.”

WTF?? THREE TIMES a week??

Ew Ew Ew Ew!

And worst yet, she doesn’t realize how disgusting this fun little tidbit is!

She says:

“My teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery but I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday. But I don’t brush them every day. My lips just slide all over the place….I can’t catch up with my mouth. I need a little coating….I know it’s gross but I always have fresh breath. It’s really weird but I have great breath.”

Wow.

Did you ever stop and think that maybe you can’t tell when your own breath is rank, bb??

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