A Legend In His Own Mind

Crisco Adler has big balls. Literally!
The wannabe rocker gave this fabulously pompous quote to the NY Observer:
├óΓé¼┼ôMost people in the world only know me as Mischa├óΓé¼Γäós ex-boyfriend. And before that as Rod Stewart├óΓé¼Γäós daughter’s fiance – which is false by the way – and before that as Lou Adler├óΓé¼Γäós son in the band with Roy Orbison├óΓé¼Γäós son, but under all the bullshit I├óΓé¼Γäóm just like everyone else searching for my own personal legend.”
You don’t have to search for your legend, Crisco. It found you.
Your balls will live forever!!!
[Image via Dark Room Demons.]