Megan Fox is on the cover of Allure for the month of June looking everything but sexy. And the title on the cover “Dirty Mind, Clean Hands” doesn’t exactly help her out either!
Inside the mag, Megan does her usual bitching and moaning and how she’s just misunderstood (and not funny).
Here are some highlights:
On her OCD and toilets without covers and restaurant silverware:
“This is a sickness, I have an illness,–this is not OK anymore.”
“I├óΓé¼Γäóm never doing that again. Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.”
“Putting my mouth where a million other mouths have been, just knowing all the bacteria that you carry in your mouth? Ucch!”On all the racy interviews she├óΓé¼Γäós done:
“I was trying to be lighthearted and have a sense of humor, but I have no desire to express it, really, anymore, because I├óΓé¼Γäóve always been fucked doing so.”On her love of cursing:
The tally of F-bombs during this interview: 24. Number published: 6.On ‘ignoring’ Seth Rogan during Jimmy Kimmel Live:
“That was accidental! All I wanted to do was get to my chair and sit down and hide if I could.”On food:
“I├óΓé¼Γäóll starve to death before I├óΓé¼Γäóll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating.”On her love of being alone:
“I could go days, weeks without talking to another human being.”
Maybe she should try out that last response for a while!
[Image courtesy of Allure.]
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