A Very Merry Playboy Christmas

P.I.M.P.!

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is definitely over his ex Holly Madison and the other former girlfriends.

And what better way to show you’re over your past than by sending out Christmas cards showing a picture of you and your new, half-naked twin girlfriends?

The backside of the card reads, “Season’s Greetings” and is signed “Hef.”

But on the cover, the Playboy creator is sporting his signature red, silk robe, with a huge smile on his face. And in each arm is one of his new girlfriends, twin skanks Kristina and Karissa Shannon.

They’re even sporting a painted mini-top with Hef written across their boobies.

How VERY classy of them!

The 82 year-old looks very happy with his new 19 year-old girlfriends, though.

Maybe they help keep him young?

But let’s hope they don’t run him broke!