Oh-Em-Geeeeeez.
The trailers for ABC’s new fall line-up are painfully HIGHlarious… and they├óΓé¼Γäóre supposed to be dramas!!
Check out Last Resort (above)!
Andre Braugher is great in Duets a rogue submarine captain who starts his own island commune with Scott Speedman and the T1000 from Terminator 2 as the rest of the world preps for war.
That. Will. Not. Be. Good.
But wait, there├óΓé¼Γäós more! Check out the rest of the trailers … AFTER THE JUMP!
Connie Britton goes all Crazy Heart on Hayden Panetierre in Nashville…
A dysfunctional family moves into a neighborhood full of E.T.├óΓé¼Γäós in The Neighbors…
Terry O’Quinn plays The Prince of Darkness who moonlights as an NYC slumlord in 666 Park Avenue.
Uhhh. Is America being Punk’d?
If the FCC could revoke broadcast licenses for unbearably cheesy TV ABC would be in serious trouble!
Maybe if U close your eyes it’ll all just go away??
[Videos via ABC.]