Attention, Lindsay Lohan aspiring actors!
Apparently, if you star in a vintage McDonald’s commercial, you will go on to achieve greatness!
Or, you know, a B-list TV actor or ’80s child star! Whichever!
Watch the rest after the jump!
Check out the proof – HIGHlarious clips featuring Willard Scott (above) and Jodie Foster, Michael J. Fox, Megan Mullally, John Goodman, Jason Alexander, Christopher Meloni, Corey Feldman, and Julianna Margulies…AFTER THE JUMP!