All My Children's Internet Relaunch Gets Slapped In The Face!

Oh NO! Oh… NOOO!!! Say it aint so! Say it aint so!!!
Long dramatic stare. Tear. Dramatic head turn away from the camera (don’t look at this face).
After the series’ cancellation, All My Children was supposed to be reincarnated through the internet. But now Prospect Park is thrusting a huge knife in the back of Pine Valley.
PP’s TheOnlineNetwork.com has decided they only need one soap opera, and that’s… One Life To Live!
DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMM!!!!
Oh! The drama! The embarrassment!! The horror!!!
LOLz! We actually like OLTL a lot too, so that’s cool with us. But sucks for any of the leftover AMC actors hoping to hop on the DOT COM train! Boo-Hoo, Choo-Choo!!!