American Idol Continues To Trademark More Useless Merchandise


Why trade cards of your favorite baseball players when you can collect all of your favorite Idols?
American Idol is dipping into the trading card business by releasing a line of trading cards through baseball card giants Upper Deck on April 21st!
The cards will come in packs of 5 with 138 unique cards featuring Idol contestants and hosts with six special packs including autographed cards of past Idols.
We want a pack full of Paulas!!!
We hear they’re scratch-n-sniff!
Morphine scented, of course.
[Image via WENN.]