You’ve seen them fuck pies, fall in love, and get hitched.
You’ve maybe even watched Eugene Levy dole out awkward fatherly advice in all the American Pie straight-to-DVD spin-offs.
But, are you ready for a 4th American Pie movie?
The latest installment is set to return to theaters, which means that enough people out there still care enough to see just such a movie. Or so the studio is hoping.
Don’t the sex jokes get kind of old?
Literally?
It’s uncertain where the next movie will pick up, apart from Levy’s ubiquitous American Pie presence, but it seems most logical that we’ll follow the Pie-Fucker and the Flute-Girl on some sort of wedded bliss escapade, having babies or something equally awful.
In any case, we know that Terror Reid is probably positively chomping at the bit to reprise the 1999 role that made her famous oh so long ago.
First she’s gotta get out of “rehab.”