Jersey Shore's Angelina Is Sperminated!

Wow.

We guess this was her only option for publicity when she realized there was no way MTV was ever going to invite her back to Jersey Shore!

That’s right, that Staten Island dump herself, Angelina Pivarnick, announced this morning that she is pregnant with her fiance Dave Kovacs‘ baby!

Oh man, do we love the smell of shotgun weddings in the morning!

Congratulations, we guess! We just hope she knows that this won’t secure her a spot on Teen Mom!

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