We don’t even… Wow. Just… wow.
Since her parents are getting a divorce, her daddy is (possibly) a gaylord and her sister Jessica Simpson has traveled back in time — now is the PERFECT time for Ashlee Simpson to return to the music scene!
The blonde singer popped back into the wide world of relevance Wednesday, by releasing a music video teaser for (what we’re guessing is) her new single Bat For A Heart!
Think you’re ready for a sneak peek at Ash’s comeback?? PRESS PLAY (above) to see the most hipsterific 51 second video you have ever seen!
We gotta be honest, we are VERY surprised by her new sound. We had been told her new album (that has been almost two years in the making) was going to have a “folky‘ sound.
Bat For A Heart is NOT folky AT ALL!
We think Mz. Simpson sounds like Lana Del Rey, and looks like the Black Swan! LOLz!