This is wonderful.
A company called CynoSure Prime combed through all the leaked Ashley Madison information to find a little piece of gold: users’ passwords!! And as you’d expect, there are some really good/depressing/funny/weird ones in the list.
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The passwords are mostly random, user-specific stuff (let’s hope nobody just used “password1234” to log in!), but there are certainly some… um… interesting ones.
And they tell you a lot about the people who chose them!
Let’s go to the list:
Those that think adding a few more words to the word password makes it harder to crack:
mypasswordispassword
superhardpassword
thebestpasswordever
thisisagoodpassword
Those that are having doubts about using the site:
ishouldnotbedoingthis
ithinkilovemywife
thisiswrong
whatthehellamidoing
whyareyoudoingthis
cheatersneverprosper
donteventhinkaboutit
isthisreallyhappening
Those that are in denial:
likeimreallygoingtocheat
justcheckingitout
justtryingthisout
goodguydoingthewrongthing
Those who think this is a dating site:
lookingfornewlife
friendswithbenefits
Those who trusted Ashley Madison to help them deceive their spouses:
youwillneverfindout
youwillnevergetthis
secretissafewithme
Those that might have figured out what the site was really doing:
nothingfound
theywererobots
nobodyhere
Those that couldn’t think of anything good:
everynameitriedwastaken
allthegoodpasswordshavegone
Those that were NSFW but honest:
lildickinyourpussyn0w
satisfactionwithlicking
smalldickbuthardworker
Wow.
Well… welcome to the Internet, y’all!!! LOLz!!!
What’s your favorite password from this group??
[Image via Ashley Madison.]