Is anyone’s morning routine really that serious?? Well, if you want to look like a marble-carved god, we guess it does! Ha!
Fitness influencer Ashton Hall lit the internet on fire over the weekend after one of his morning routine videos stood out for just how extreme it is. Waking up at the crack of dawn sounds pretty tough, right? Well, that’s for the lazy sleepyheads! Ashton laughs in the face of folks that get up with the sun. His day starts at 3:52 a.m.!
WHAT?! That’s literally the middle of the night! LOLz!
But that’s just the beginning! His first order of business is removing mouth tape, which prevents him from sleeping with his mouth wide open all night. Wait, really?? Then he brushes his teeth and rinses his mouth. But not with tap water! That’s for plebes! No, he only uses bottled Saratoga Spring Water for his teeth brushing. Boujie!
After that, he heads out onto his balcony and does some pushups for about 20 minutes, then goes back inside and journals. After that, he fills up a bowl with ice cubes (and more bottled water, of course) and dunks his face in it.
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Are we sure this isn’t a morning TORTURE routine?! Ha!
By this time, it’s about 6:00 a.m. and he’s ready… for the gym! Yes, that’s all BEFORE the gym! Then after his workout with weights he goes for a swim. When he returns home, it’s about 8:00 a.m. and he showers and eats a banana… But waste not, want not! Instead of tossing the banana peel, he rubs it allllll over his face!
We’re not joking!
Apparently the vitamins are good for the skin? He follows that up by dipping his face in ice water once again and after all of that, he goes to work. He finally eats breakfast in the 9:00 o’clock hour.
What a ROUTINE! Watch (below):
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LOLz! On X (Twitter) people had a LOT to say:
“This is not life.”
“Did anyone else see the movie American Psycho? This reminds me of Patrick Bateman’s morning routine.”
“When I see vids like this, I think bout how many times it took to start/stop and set up the camera.”
“Ummm Did he rub a banana peel on his face ?”
“Who the f**k is gonna do all that s**t? And also, who the f**k wipes their face with a banana peel?”
“This is worse than the guy who sets up the tripod and goes to Target. Bro wakes up at 4 am like a hostage with tape around his mouth to dunk his head in sparkling water and rub his face with banana peels. Just a 5 hour time lapse of absolute nonsense. Fascinating.”
“I forgot to rub my face with a banana peel at 8:45am now my girl is leaving me”
“I’m not saying this doesn’t take discipline. I am a lot more impressed by the dad of 2+ kids, who meal preps on Sunday and gets to the gym 5-6 days a week while working a full-time job. What you showed me here is a dude with no responsibilities rubbing a banana peel on his face.”
“This entire video was wild!!! But rubbing your face with banana peels is next level psychopath behavior. Alpha Male content creators are so campy and ridiculously over the top.”
“This an ad for the water?”
Ha! It does use up a lot of bottled water! It’s hard to argue it’s not working when you see the results… But is it worth all that??
Reactions, Pereziocus readers? Would YOU ever try this morning routine?
[Images via Ashton Hall/Instagram]
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