Ben Affleck Gets Passed The Rock

Watch out, Ben!
How do you not see that basketball flying right at your face??
We know all you wanted to do was relax and max it all cool, shootin’ some b-ball on the set of Runner, Runner.
We hope whoever passed that ball to you wasn’t some guy who was up to no good, wanting to start some trouble in your neighborhood.
You know, because then your mother would probably get scared and send you to go live with your rich aunt and uncle in Bel Air.
Plus who can even get a cab in Puerto Rico to take them that far?
It just wouldn’t work, Ben.
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