No!!!! Say it ain’t so!
Bigfoot has been killed — supposedly!
One man claims to have killed what he THINKS is Bigfoot anyway. Rick Dyer says he shot down the Sasquatch outside of San Antonio, Texas last year and he has the body to prove it!
He’s now going public with the hairy corpse that he hunted down and plans to tour the country to show off the creature that many thought was just folklore!
Rick explained:
“Bigfoot is not a tooth fairy. Bigfoot is real. The most important thing to me is being vindicated, letting people know that I am the best Bigfoot tracker in the world and it’s not just me saying it. I tracked a creature. I shot it. With tears in my eyes, I watched it take its last breath.├óΓé¼┬¥
So sad! And so unnecessary! Why couldn’t he just let the big guy go?!
Rick was able to lure Bigfoot towards him with $200 worth of ribs that he purchased from Walmart.
Wow. Who knew all it took to track this beast down was some meat from Walmart?!
He also claimed on his Facebook that this is 100% the real deal! Rick rattled off all the tests that he’s had done to prove that what he killed is indeed Bigfoot, posting:
“DNA, MRI , Cat scan, 3D imager and much much more! But that still won’t be enough for the haters!!!! Because that is who they are:)”
Well, people probably should be skeptical over this man’s latest discovery, since this isn├óΓé¼Γäót the first time he├óΓé¼Γäós declared to have found Bigfoot!
In 2008, Rick told the press that he had discovered Bigfoot’s body but it turned out to just be a rubber ape costume!
HA!
We guess we’ll have to wait and see what scientists say about Rick’s latest discovery. But if we had to guess, we’d say Bigfoot is most likely still roaming North America, naked and free!
If you have a spare hour or two in your day to hear Rick Dyer tell first-hand how he tracked down Bigfoot, ch-ch-check out the video (below)!
[Image via Facebook.]
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