Honey Boo Boo Is As Popular as Bill Clinton!


Bill Clinton has met his match!
CNN’s coverage of Slick Willy’s DNC speech tied in ratings TLC’s presentation of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo!
That mean Americans are equally as interested in child beauty pageant contest Alana Thompson and her genetically diverse family as they are with with the former President of the country.
What’s worse (yes it gets worse) is last week Honey Boo Boo was the HIGHEST rated cable show in it’s night. Ratings for the Republican National Convention‘s coverage didn’t tie, or even come close to the amount of viewers Honey Boo Boo and her pig pulled it!
WTF?? THIS IS AN ELECTION YEAR PEOPLE!!
Our suggestion to Americans: pay attention to politics, at least until November. THEN you can watch Alana, and her mother yell at each other and eat with their hands.
Our suggestion to politicians: Get that Go-Go Juice drinking 6-year-old to endorse you! She’s got a LOT of pull!