HOLY MOLY!
If y’all haven’t seen Rihanna‘s new disturbingly seductive music video for B*tch Better Have My Money — you’ve been living a less sexy life.
SRLSY — we’re dripping with, uhh, satisfaction!
From kidnapping a rich lady to killing said lady’s husband, the mini movie was chock full of drug usage, mystery, gore, AND NSFW nudity!
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Between the Bajan songstress completely barring boobs and bum…
To the main actress swinging topless from a rope — this video is definitely NOT SAFE for the workplace.
So in honor of the cinematic hotness, we’ve gathered all the skinful moments for your viewing pleasure. Just make sure you’re ready to take a cold shower!
Prepare to sweat while gazing at the seXXXy from BBHMM in GIFs (below)!
Even before she was kidnapped, the rich lady showed off her INSANE body in a see-through bra!
Careful there! Your swinging boobs almost hit RiRi!
Oh no! The victim is sick!
That must’ve been a very UNCOMFORTABLE car ride!
Kidnapping somebody is so stressful! Luckily, Miz Fenty is relaxing with some 420!
Why not kill somebody with your nipples out?!
Alas, the Bitch has been killed, and our protagonist can lie naked in a chest full of money!
Revenge is oh so satisfying!