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Lindsay Lohan‘s ex-boytoy, British playboy extraordinaire Calum Best, will be starring in his own show on MTV-UK.

The horndog, who has repeatedly been caught with hookers and doing drugs, will be required to spend 50 days and 49 nights without sex in the show titled, Totally Calum Best: The Best Is Yet To Cum Come.

Best supposedly wants to prove to us all that there’s more to him than model/celeb humping douchebag.

Yeah, right. Good luck!

The show’s set to premiere on Sunday, July 27.

Too bad we can’t catch it here!

When do you guys think he’ll break down?

[Image via WENN.]