Bombshell Testimony

The 3some lady, Lisa Van Allen, finally testified in the R. Kelly child porno trial on Monday, and boy were her revelations shocking and disturbing.

Van Allen revealed that she did the 3some thing with R. Kelly and the underaged girl on 3 different occasions. Kelly supposedly told Van Allen that the girl central to the case was 16, though prosecutors argue she was as young as 13.

– The witness identified the girl in the videotape saying she looked “just exactly how I remember her” — even remembering her breasts.

– She identified Kelly by “his bald head, his hands, his genitals, his back — everything.”

– During the filming of one of the Van Allen 3 somes, R. Kelly cut off the filming when Van Allen started crying during three-way sex with the underage girl.

– R. Kelly carried a duffel bag filled with homemade sex videotapes wherever he went, according to Van Allen. The tapes Kelly liked went with him to his recording studio, to his favorite basketball gym and to video shoots. Van Allen stated, “Wherever he was at, the [duffel] bag would follow.”

– Van Allen claimed Kelly’s business manager, Derrel McDavid, paid her and another man $20,000 each for the return of a sex tape.

To discredit Van Allen the defense revealed to the jury that Van Allen did not contact prosecutors until earlier this year, right after Georgia authorities charged her baby daddy with illegally having an AK-47 and drugs. The baby daddy got probation. The defense were also able to get Van Allen to admit that she stole a Rolex from Kelly.

R. Kelly’s business manager, McDavid, said through a mouthpiece, “Lisa Van Allen is an admitted thief and a liar, who wouldn’t know the truth if she tripped over it. If there was any crime committed here, it was her attempt to extort money from R. Kelly.”

Wonder if any other witness can top Van Allen?

It’s time for the defense to razzle dazzle!