In an interview with Rolling Stone for his new flick – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button – Bradley Boy says that the reason he and Angelina don’t really fight anymore is because she said that if he’s good he can have one of his testicles back for Christmas.
Okay, not really, because Angelina already auctioned Brad’s balls off for charity.
He actually said that the couple don’t argue as much because “What occurred to me on this film, and also with the passing of her mother, is that there’s going to come a time when I’m not going to get to be with this person anymore. I’m not going to get to be with my children anymore. Or friends, people I love and respect. And so, if we have a flare-up, it evaporates now. I don’t want to waste time being angry at someone I love.”
Awww.
He also says he gets “defensive” when people say mean things about Angelina because “They’re talking about not only the woman I love, but one of the people on this planet who I have the greatest respect for. I think she’s as honorable as anyone I’ve ever met.”
When asked what his favorite Angelina movie is, Brad names Mr. & Mrs. Smith because that’s when Santa Angelina touched him with her do-gooding and suddenly Brad realized how wonderful a life of charity – and celibacy – can be. And “because, you know, six kids.”
In case you’re a heathen, Shiloh and the twins were actually immaculately conceived, because duh, they’re the children of Santa Angelina.
Can’t wait for Maniston to call the whole thing “uncool.”
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