Sad news bears!!
We thought American Psycho author and The Canyons screenwriter was truly capable of probing into the psyche of a sexually depraved business tycoon!
Alas, the only E.L. James script Bret Easton Ellis might be adapting any time soon is 50 Shades Of Bitter Disappointment!
He shared the triple-sucky story on Twitter:
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Aww!
We hope so too!
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