Bret Michaels Rushed To Hospital!

You mean to tell us that someone got to see Bret Michaels without a bandana on???

We must know – how bald is he???

We kid, we kid, but only because we know he is okay.

Bret was rushed to a hospital yesterday in Texas after complaining of severe stomach pain. His rep told the press that Bret had to have an emergency appendectomy, but that as of this morning, he is doing fine.

And the nation’s skankiest waitresses, strippers and herpes carriers take a collective sigh of relief.

[Image via WENN.]