Bret Michaels And Miley Cyrus: Pedophile's Dream On Song

We knew that Slutty Cyrus would make a reappearance sooner or later, and WOW!! Did she come back with a vengeance or WHAT??

Bret Michaels took a break from being a cesspool of STDs on the Rock of Love Bus to record this ‘affectionate’ duet with the Aussie humpin’ tweener, and to say it is ‘disturbing’ would be the understatement of the millenium!!

Wait until he sings about UNDRESSING her!! WTF?

Who the EFF is managing this girl’s career and why are they giving her the okay to sing on this kind of track?

All the BLATANT CREEPINESS aside, the song SUCKS.

Please excuse us so we can scrub our ears out with bleach and try to recover what little comfort we can from this now-ruined day.