The best director of our generation, Brett Ratner (of such hits as Rush Hour 3 and The Family Man) has finally commented on the shocking allegations of masturbating while eating shrimp cocktail.
The allegations came from Olivia Munn‘s memoir called Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek and included phrases like, “a grown man in an oversized shirt holding his undersized manhood in hands glistening with shrimp fat.”
The thing is, all she said was that it was a Hollywood director. Ratner decided on his own that he should confirm it is him she’s referring to:
“I used to date Olivia Munn, I’ll be honest with everyone here. But when she was ‘Lisa.’ She wasn’t Asian back then. She was hanging out on my set of ‘After the Sunset,’ I banged her a few times, but I forgot her. Because she changed her name. I didn’t know it was the same person and so when she auditioned for me for a TV show, I forgot her, she got pissed off, and so she made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer. And she talked about my shortcomings.”
So eloquent. He speaks beautifully, just like his films are visually.
LOLz!
To be honest, using phrases like, “I banged her a few times, but I forgot her,” seems just as disgusting as pleasuring yourself while eating shrimp. So he’s got that going for him.
Gross.
Do U think he’s telling the truth? Or is Olivia Munn exaggerating?
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