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British Woman Banned From Having Noisy Sex

British Woman Banned From Having Noisy Sex

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Girlfriend must be LOUD!

48-year-old Catherine Cartwright has ignored the court-ordered ban on her noisy lovemaking sessions with her husband Steve after hundreds of complaints from neighbors including from the postman!

Her sounds have been described as “murder,” “unnatural” and so loud that they drown out neighbors’ televisions!

Apparently Cartwright never realized she was making so much noise saying:

“I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal. I didn’t understand where they were coming from. I have tried to minimize the situation by having sex in the morning – not at night – so the noise was not waking anybody.”

People HAVE been affected. One neighbor even says:

“The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it.”

LOLs!

The local city council reported that the sounds came in at 47 decibels! If anything they must have a happy relationship!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Dec 16, 2009 16:14pm PDT

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