There is an old Volturi saying: “It’s better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.”
Unfortunately, Bronson Pelletier is part of Team Jacob’s pack and a few of Taylor Lautner‘s boys were never housebroken!!
And so it goes.
Bronson P. — get it?!? — will be forever remembered as the second-tier Twilight star who drunkenly peed on imprinted with the ’70s carpeting at LAX, was sentenced by a judge today to two years probation and 52 court-ordered Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.
The actor insisted he was innocent… which is HIGHlarious, considering his shenanigans were caught on camera.
Re-watch the awkward moment where Bronson drunkenly whips out his twi-hard peen and hairy amazeballz to mark his territory at the airport…AFTER THE JUMP!
Urine is supposed to be clear! Wolf-man needs to hydrate!
If Bronson genuinely has a problem with booze, we sincerely hope this ruling affords him the help he needs!
Either way, KStew or R-Patz should set out a Pee-Pee pad before inviting him over for tea and Scrabble!
[Image via WENN.]