Bruce Willis Wants To Continue Using His Penis As Intended Until He Has A Son!


Bruce Willis plans on continuing doing the horizontal hustle until the great meat mambo ends with a male offspring!
We guess he’s NOT getting to old for THAT sh*t. LOLz!
Bruce is already father to five daughters, most recently his cute baby Evelyn Penn Willis he had with wife Emma Heming-Willis.
So, has having only female offspring affected his world views? He said:

“In general, I think women should be in charge of everything. They should be running the country. Halle Berry should be president. Women are just much smarter than men.
Even if I had five boys, I’d still feel the same way.”

That’s so great! Women are the best! Bruce does have a secret desire though…
He wants a son! He said:

“Eventually, I’d like a son. But I’m okay now.”

So we guess he’s gonna keep dispatching the penile power hour until a son is born.
Of course we’d all love a little bald baby Bruce running around! It’d be a legit mini-me!
We wonder how his almost half-dozen daughters feel about that, though…
Hell hath no fury like your hundreds of female offspring scorned, Bruce! LOLz!