Caught On Tape! Naked Man Beat Up Outside Of Bar

WTF?!
They seem to ask every effing question but the obvious one!
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A NAKED MAN STUMBLING AROUND ON THE STREETS?!
Check out (above) this BIZARRE news report about a drunk naked man being attacked outside of a bar!
LOLs! They talk about him being naked as though it’s as common as him wearing a baseball hat!
Thoughts??