The Anger Management star is fuming once more!!
A few hours after Rihanna responded to Charlie Sheen‘s early morning tirade, the one that started when his flesh-flaunting fianc├â┬⌐e Brett Rossi was denied a meet & greet, the hot-blooded tiger-blooded actor has lashed out again!
He sent out another poem and this time he called her a “doosh” and banished her to his dungeon, LOLz!!
Then, when insulting her mononymous celebrity status, the warlock went in for the figurative kill!
Mocking her accent, perhaps, or RiRi’s country of origin, Charlie mused:
“Dear Ms. Rihan-
oh wait, no last name,
Okay, Dear R –
clearly English is NOT
your primary language.”
Ugh! As much as we love the taste of freshly-squeezed dramz, we aren’t sure we like where this is headed!
Yes, the Barbadian beauty was born in the Caribbean, but English is the national language in her home country of Barbados! Either way, that kind of insult is definitely not #winning.
We aren’t sure whether the freshly-fanned flames of this feud will continue to burn after this, but let’s look back at how it all started…
The opening salvo was fired this morning when he called RiRi out for failing to cater to his porn star fiancee’s whims at a swanky Italian restaurant earlier this week. He tweeted out a limerick so long and shocking that he might as well have titled it “Jon Hamm‘s boner.”
She didn’t take the Rude Boy‘s berating lying down in her California King Bed, however — she fired back by calling him a “old queen” in bunched up diapers.
That’s when Charlie struck back, again, with his second quasi-poetic slam.
Here’s that full response:
“Dear Ms. Rihan-
oh wait, no last name,
Okay, Dear R –
clearly English is NOT
your primary language.
Firstly I want to thank you for recognizing me as Royalty. I’m flattered.
And secondly;
do the good Queen a favor and go tend to the dungeon in my Castle.
But beware of the
rats and the snakes.
They stir with folly
awaiting your tepid advance,
in the shadows…”
later Doosh!
cs”
[Image via WENN.]