We're Not Going To Lie: This Cheeto Looks Like A Dude Masturbating

There’s no way around it.
This is the most shocking revelation to ever come from a bag of Cheetos, and it’s coming hard: someone found a Cheeto that looks like a man, standing up, masturbating his tiny Cheeto dong.
No joke.
Here’s the NSFW pic:

And here’s the NSFW animation in case you don’t see what’s clearly in front of you:

We like to think that there’s an employee in the factory secretly sneaking these in while he’s supposed to be working. Hopefully they’re not modeled after his own likeness!
Gross!
But so delicious!
[Image via Imgur.]